Aug 31
  • Forgot to brush my teeth for the orthodontist. BALLS! #
  • Going to buy a colgate wisp before my orthodontist appointment. Thanks @pollygeegee for the tip #
  • Aaah #colgatewisp the perfect crime… #
  • Everyone in DUD should make an effort to visit the Potpourri Vegetarian Café. Amazing service! #
  • Was just going through @nephnieclaire's wallet and found a clipping of @AmberPeebles… She likes your dress apparently! #
  • “@AmberPeebles you really should stop going through Womans… what did the dress look like?” it had denim around the boobs if that helps lol #
  • Tracking down a dress that @AmberPeebles wore for @nephnieclaire. I use guy terms like "denim around the boobs" I AM MAN! #
  • My tongue has been bleeding constantly for the last 5 hours because of the new bar on my teeth… #Owie #
  • RT @nzmovieguy: @NickMcCabe It's comments like that which cement your position as the sex symbol of Twitter. #
  • That's it! Thanks hun x cc/ @nephnieclaire RT @AmberPeebles Hmm.. sounds like a dress I wore from Blacksheep http://bit.ly/cA76EZ #
  • Why do I ALWAYS have to give away the prizes I want! First the iPad, NOW an iPHONE 4!? fml #winzmsiphone http://bit.ly/c3Vcs5 #
  • Welcome back FackyBack! You will now once again be harassed by my awesome sauce tweets! [NOTE] You can hide the posts so don't complain! #
  • I LOVE the @ZMonline TV spot! It's REALLY easy to hit and miss with something like that… Go us! #zmhappyhour @vnccocktails #
  • Two of my besties from @yapanz are going head to head to be @MTVNewZealand's next VJ! Vote for @LexyRead & @Jono888! http://bit.ly/bNMDx1 #
  • Exhausted, Sick, Anxious. Those who know me wouldn't be surprised… #
  • I REALLY don't get why a girl is getting so much hate for pulling some posters down… I miss when Twitter consisted of mostly adults… #
  • What are YOUR #top3 reality shows? Mine are The Osbournes, The Kardashians and The Original Girls Next Door. #NickWantsToKnow #
  • So it is unanimous we all love the Kardashians? #nickwantstoknow #
  • "can't your sister do it?" "Not really, she only has one arm." #loveOFortune #
Aug 30
  • We are 13 people away from hitting 10,000 fans on @ZMonline's fackback! Like it and I'll exchange sexual favors… http://bit.ly/bmHrgC #
  • Talk about whoring yourself out for your company… #
  • I'm soooo sick :( #
  • “@bebe33: @NickMcCabe oink flu?” yeah, I got it from @FlynnyZM… #
Aug 27
  • I'm rocking 'Red Bands' …#MustBeInBalclutha #
Aug 26
  • I have quite possibly one of the most anxious mindsets you will ever come across… #
  • Haven't eaten all day, you know what that means… #
  • Flying high… #
  • Oh balls! #
  • This is what I get for a mid day flight… A BOATLOAD of work to do when I land! btw I'm in Otago! HIELO! #
  • Dip is snuggling up with me while I work, he totally missed me :) http://twitpic.com/2ia9wf #
  • I have a new retainer… I can hear @JensenZM screaming from the other side of the country #
Aug 25
  • Got in on the awesome @Grabone/@MrVintage deal today, hopefully I can pick up tees for me and @BekiMcCabe before work today! #
  • Just picked up some Awesome Sauce @MrVintage tees from their showroom! The girl at the counter was a bit of a wenis though… #
  • And here was me thinking you would get Starbucks… RT: @swiftynz: Just had tea with Stephen Twining – nice guy #
  • They picked the NEW Milky Bar Kid! http://twitpic.com/2hy3hm #
  • I spy with my little eye, something beginning with @NZMovieGuy in ZM Towers… #
  • I stole @BeeHastie's AMAZING top notch headphones a few days ago and she hasn't noticed they are not back on her desk yet… #
  • feel like that fat kid who was too busy studying to go to the prom… Still, not complaining! HIELO! #
  • Is it ironic that Prime Minister John Key sounds drunk while he is giving his YouTube alcohol law reform address? #
Aug 24
  • The world is running out of helium!? I think I'm gonna cry… #
  • I don't hate many things, but when I see someone hurt an innocent animal, I want heads to roll… Disgusting [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/bI3QBh #
  • My desk ACTUALLY looks like the #ZMprizecupboard has come over for a tiny vacation… #
  • No one in the @ZMOnline Web Dept does either! RT: @FlynnyZM: I refuse to buckle to pressure Im going to stay having one shower a day! #
  • Filling in the Bank Of ZM Statement and noticed that @Nephnieclaire got one of the $100 Happy Hours! Go Balclutha! #
Aug 23
  • Is everyone a fan of ZM on FaceBook? We are about to hit 10,000! Exciting! Hugs all around for new 'likes'! http://bit.ly/aoYcWk #
  • Then give yourself a pat on the back you trend setter! RT @felicitykate @NickMcCabe wht abt th people who like the page the day it came back #
  • #ZMprizecupboard! ..Just kidding, no one would trust me to give away @ZMonline prizes… #
  • Just mistook Guglielmo Marconi for a brand of macaroni… Glad I got a weeks worth of embarrassment out of the way early… #
  • Poor kids… No inflatable pool parties for you… [PIC] http://bit.ly/8YmqTA #
  • Just accidentally hit myself in the man bits… An indescribable pain that every man knows all too well :( #
  • Let's give a big HIELO to my new followers! WELCOME :) @kaedron @ShannonLeeBird @sarcasminasuit @DDayLanding @Haddy_Mack @notpaulblann #
  • No Worries Chicky! RT: @Linda__Slade: NEW Background thanks to the very lovely @NickMcCabe …. LEGEND!! #
  • Watching #KickAss… This child has a SERIOUS potty mouth! #
Aug 22
Aug 21
  • Went up the skytower with @emilycreasey only $16 this weekend. SCORE! #
Aug 20
  • Possibly the most animated text I have ever received from @EmilyCreasey http://twitpic.com/2g9u30 #
  • I just stood on a wasp… Not fair! I'm a vegetarian! Owie :'( Home remedies QUICK! #
  • Thanks for your suggestions @alyknits and thanks for the #ff @shaynarsey … still really sore, may have to taxi to work :( #
  • Words cannot describe my happiness #
  • What made YOUR day today? #
  • It's a no shoe kinda day! #
  • Glance @ my bank balance & then ask me again RT: @alexperigo: More and more people buying iPads. Waiting for @NickMcCabe to join the club! #
  • I'm sure I would love mine too… If I could afford one. RT: @bebe33: @NickMcCabe Bummer! I love mine :0 #
  • I'm just pointing out the truth #PecksandGaps RT: @mandersonnz: @NickMcCabe needs to stop hating on Anna Paquin shes the most gorgeous woman #
  • Simons Cat in 'The Box' #NickPresentsCatDay! http://bit.ly/aQfl3t #